Friday, December 29, 2006

Violent Opression in the Zatriarchy!

Violently oppressed by His All Holiness the 103rd Zatriarch of Matbaa, the MN Independent Valiantly carries on with its mission. In a vile attempt to impress his own personal views on the staff at TMI His All Holiness threatens to vituperate us with this verbiage:
Yay!
Though now you've used an avatar from V for Vendetta I'm expecting every word in your posts to begin with V from now on.
Verily, His All Holiness knows full well that V is our sacred icon and that by even uttering the sacred name he violates it! TMI doesn't go around vocalizing the name of the Zatriarch's God, nor threatening him with vague "expectations".

When TMI ventured to establish an account in the Zatriarchy's national forums the administration willingly vilipended the request and ignores it, resulting the the following vapid reply when TMI attempts to access the forum:
Currently your account is waiting for approval from a staff member. Once an administrator has approved your account you will get access to this forum.
TMI hopes this is all an unfortunate variance from protocol, but the Zatriarch's recent silence on this issue is cause for wonder. TMI hope the Zatriarch will soon open his nation to tolerance and understanding of those of a different faith, but until then, the veil of secrecy shall only reinforce the view from the outside that the Zatriarchy is openly hostile to variety.

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